This from Her Majesty's Daily Record:
"Salmond said: “When something is put on the table, people around the table deserve to see it face up, not face down. Give us the detail, where’s the beef, what’s the proposal, give us the timetable?”
Mr Salmond, in case you've forgotten, is the guy who had to be forced into revealing the year he wanted the referendum held.
We're still waiting to hear the actual date he favours.
And this is the man who had the brass neck to demand a timetable from David Cameron.
You could not make it up.